toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

(Source: veronicaecholls)

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.