|EUROPE:||Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?|
|EVERYBODY ELSE:||Have you tried washing your ass?|
|EUROPEAN JEWS:||Oh, wow, look at all the gross rats hiding in our pantry that we empty of wheat-based products and meticulously clean each year.|
|EUROPEAN CHRISTIANS:||WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT? I WILL BURN YOU AT THE STAKE!|
This jump is the most majestic I’ve ever seen.
May I present to you: Jensen Ackles.
he used to be a fucking cheerleader remember
SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD